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so my friend was telling me about how she can’t get into Welcome to Night Vale because of how “random” it is and she said “like the dog park what’s up with the dog park” and I stared at her and went “what dog park” and she just put her head on the table and started crying
"your password is weak" fuck you
What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.
I’ll have whatever he’s having.
double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
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